I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • havokdj@lemmy.world
    253·
    9 months ago

    I wipe in a position that is more like squatting, because standing up clenches the cheeks making it harder to clean, but sitting leaves the possibility of potentially dipping your hand in the toilet bowl.

    It is the superior way, embrace the squat wipe.

    • gnuplusmatt
      122·
      9 months ago

      potentially dipping your hand in the toilet bowl

      Only in those strangely deep american toilets