• Alchemy@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?

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          11 months ago

          My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽