negativenull to RisaEnglish · 7 months agoThe Department of Temporal Investigations is on the casepixelfed.socialimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageThe Department of Temporal Investigations is on the casepixelfed.socialnegativenull to RisaEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square111fedilink
minus-squareAlchemy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·7 months agohave you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agodeadpan serious stare I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoMy favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
minus-squareMaggiWuerze@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoI usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”
have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?
deadpan serious stare
My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
I usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”