I’ve not boiled an egg. I only like hard boiled egg, but not enough to go to the effort of boiling an egg. Soft boiled eggs, fried eggs, poached eggs, scrambled eggs all make me retch. Both the smell and texture of eggs that aren’t hard boiled I find repulsive.

If we’re away and getting breakfast at a café I tend to go for the vegan breakfast as it’s the only one without lashings of egg.