"Well, if I were him I’d want to debate me too. He’s got nothing else to do.”

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Edit: I now support Serbian war criminals

    The important thing is that you’re supporting some group of War Criminals.

    Moderate Rebels. Based Chads. Antifa Supersoldiers. Guys firing rockets from Yemen into the Red Sea. Guys firing rockets from Israel into Gaza. Guys driving fertilizer bombs up to the FBI building on Oklahoma. Guys dropping surplus munitions on the MOVE community center in Philly. Guys flinging pipe bombs into abortion clinics. Guys blowing up pipelines in Texas or under the Baltic Sea or anywhere that lets me fist-pump and shout “You fuckin’ gottem, mate!”

    Literally just anything that involves hard looking motherfuckers doing John Wick / Jason Statham shit with the highest body count imaginable.

    Please just promise me that There Will Be Blood.

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      Exactly, doesn’t everyone know casually killing people makes you cool. Especially if you’re in plain clothes and the footage looks like it’s from the 80s or 90s. I don’t know who shot first in Waco, but I do know who looked cooler, and it’s not the nerds wearing body armor.

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        5 months ago

        In a war of swag, David Koresh had it and Janet Reno did not.

        Unfortunately, this was a war that involved tanks. And Janet Reno was undeniably a bigger tankie.