We here at Boeing Airlines have realized our continued recent issues and failures, and for that we sincerely apologize to any and all affected passengers and crew members.
We have decided that from this point on, we will now be changing our brand name to Boing as we upgrade all of our airplanes with spring technology. That way if any of our planes fall out of the sky, they’ll go boing boing boing…
I had overheard their first draft at a rebrand was a new slogan, “You’re Boeing to die if you blow the whistle on us”, but I guess it didn’t take off.
I’m imagining the GruWithGun.jpg meme with this slogan and I think it might just work.