• paddirn@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    If this happened to me, nobody is hearing about it, there’s not gonna be a single news story about it. I didn’t find a goddamn thing.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      I would only report something with a verifiable ownership. If that safe had an ID in it, you would be damn sure that the rightful owners would get the entirety of their $50,000 and not a penny less.

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        4 months ago

        The world needs more upstanding citizens like you. I can’t imagine how relieved they’d be to get back their $25,000

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      4 months ago

      A hundred k could get you noticed, but then if you’re in the US there’s significant risk in reporting it to the cops

      I’d feel safe handing it to the police here in Australia as we have strong law about lost property, and it certainly would revert to your ownership if no owner could be found

  • penquin@lemm.ee
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    Why the fuck am I hearing about this on the Internet? People can’t just stfu? Lmao

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    4 months ago

    Take out a bill. Take it to a bank and get it authenticated.

    If it’s real, you didn’t find nothing.