Magats are going to have sex with that fish.
The fact that this is running on Newsmax makes it 100% better.
Thanks for including that detail, OP!
This is what America is all about. Next up is a commercial for a medical drug, next a medical insurance than something that allows yoy to be lazy and / or fat - all with the same tone, jingles and shitty delux stand.
comes with a certificate of authenticity
SMRT. You want real MAGA stuff shodilly thrown together in a sweatshop. If you aren’t careful someone may try and slip you some union made in the USA product.
I’m going to put my penis in it and you cannot stop me
I was gonna say he looks to be hanging it to high on the wall. somewhere around 3 or 4 feet.
it’s okay I’m an olympic rock climber
That…yeahp. That’s probably the strangest mental picture someone has put on me. Grats man. Lmao.
What the actual F
Weirdos
Can someone verify it’s actually running on Newsmax?
Looking forward to the inevitable hack:
I’m never moving back.
Is this supposed to commemorate the length of time he’s able to remember things?
