I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.
can they release a bugfix for real life too?
I’ve always wanted to fuck a bear
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The green lizard lady hitting on me was a bit much. Meanwhile the cute cleric girl is a little too into her little goddess to talk to me.
Different strokes for different folks, I let her have her brutal wicked way with me.
She commanded me and I obeyed. It was pretty fucking hot.
I turned the tables with a nat 20 on a DC15 Intimidate roll.
So long as there’s consent
My dude is a Drow so we’re into that 👀👀
Its like highschool all over again
Just like irl tbh
I can’t unlock the Withers romance arch no matter how hard I don’t try.
Somewhere at Larian code review: “Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn’t control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it… Oh. Ooooh…”
Bug? Or undocumented feature?
Probably an easter egg
Spoilers ahead, be warned!
The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.
I went for the tentacle sex on my evil character (just finished first run!). Totally did not expect what happened to happen but just rolled with it haha.
I had that happen last night and I’m still not ok. My poor tiefling is definitely not going to sleep anytime soon.
Subconsciously maybe? 😂
Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all
Haha, explore his home and learn about his favourite soup and the next thing you know, you’re lying on a rock next to him and he’s shirtless. Like dude. Maybe that’s why he’s so insistent on having you turn into a mindflayer, needs some tentacle loving.
“I’ve been watching you disguised this whole time, pls be mine”
Gamers be liek: “It’s not a bug, it’s a cool feature!”
The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he’s really into bright orange dragonborn.
Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.
I never even got him in my party… why would I trust a guy who tries to jump me first chance he got?
Aw you are missing out, he’s the most fun character IMO and his VA absolutely kills it.
I had the complete opposite experience, yes his VA does an incredible job, but I can’t stand the character himself, personally.
Seriously. I purposely closed out Act I without even interacting with him in the first place. I played dozens of hours throughout the beta, and was so sick of his bullshit by the release date. Fuck Astarion.
Fuck Astarion
I’m trying, but the mean video game developer people are trying to destroy our love
What’s his name, Trump?
I always wondered why Lae’zel wanted to bang, and we never talked much before the Grove. I’m a Shadowheart simp, though, so I turned down the Battle-sex.
This must have been the only bug I didn’t have. Only Lae’zel and Minthara were super thirsty without having to do anything but play the game (and even then it kinda fit the character for both considering what triggers the encounter). Wyll’s also kinda happened but that one you did have to want it pretty bad to get it, even if it was easy. Otherwise it’s just an awkward moment when you catch him dancing.
Everyone else? It’s like nobody wanna ride the dragon dick. 🤷🏻♂️
In my case that moment was made somewhat more awkward by a bug causing his camp clothes to disappear so that he was just dancing around naked 😳 😂
On the plus side, it made me laugh out loud when Wyll suddenly appeared naked and doing a somewhat goofy walk in the background while one of the other characters was telling me something serious 😅
60 hours from now, just before the final battle
Oh you sweet summer child…
Gale and Wyll seemed to be the two that didn’t try to jump my bones right out of the gate, I just seemed to pick the non-saucy options for them I guess. Everyone else is a super-slut and nobody seems to care that I’m hitting on everyone else.
Funny, those are the two I had to hold back with a broom.
Same here! The look on Wyll’s face when I politely turned him down gave RL me 3 points of psychic damage…
For real. I kept saying irl “dude, you’re basically my best friend in this game, but I’m trying to smash Karlach.” I wish there was a “let’s stay friends” option after the dance.
I turned Gale down and then he tried again eventually. No means no dude
and yet Scratch has never once propositioned me
He’s a good boy, not a naughty one.
onthulling
However if you find the jar of peanut butter in Moonrise tower kitchen… nope this feels wrong, sorry all
My favorite part was when the kissing speedo guys kept spawning endlessly.
It’s good to know I wasn’t imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck
