• Veilus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    It’s that shitty beard cut. It’s meant to make your jaw look more square, but he’s already got a square jaw (looks like plastic surgery though) and then adding the beard like that makes it look like a plastic mask that doesn’t fit properly. My ex had a fettish for scary masks, and this dude would probably still traumatize her once she realized it’s his real face.

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      1 year ago

      Man that gives me a lot to ponder.

      But most importantly you’re saying I can finally have the square jaw of my dreams?

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        1 year ago

        The beard line can only do so much but it can make it look more square. Tbh a well trimmed full beard does the job better though

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    1 year ago

    Who do people like this exist for? Like why would you want to look like that? I’d say surely it doesn’t work on the girls, but we all know it does.