God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable
Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
No, that’s the devils work!
Also God: I made the devil
Also God: I made humans in my image
God has a small willy then
I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
If I could squeeze my face in any further, you bet yer ass I would.
Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
Surface sample before coming in for a landing
Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
Yes sir.
Dental. Dam.
The garden of Eden Dat Ass.
What’s this anime called again!? It’s on the top of my tongue
Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl
Thank you! I knew it was something Bunny girl
grass, touch it!!! (:
One of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.
And then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.
Juicy
Get in there James
Is this peach also full of bugs?
You mean probiotics?
Slimy, yet satisfying…
It’s more likely than you think.
Ahhh a true connoisseur of the weird and twisted i see.
Crunchy
