This headline really isn’t an exaggeration, unusually.

  • mo_ztt ✅@lemmy.world
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    I love how happy the lawyer sounds. Emotional people say dumb stuff and make mistakes; sometimes you have to manipulate people into getting emotional when they’re testifying but Lindell went ahead and did it to himself. Not that the lawyer didn’t help – you could tell he was judging the perfect moment to ask a question about “lumpy pillows,” and look how well it worked. 😁

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    Hahahahaha man that lawyer is throwing his lures and this guy just fucking bit at every single one of them.

    The lumpy pillow one was great

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      He’s so defensive, he felt he needed to defend himself from the statement, “we’ll take it slow so the recorder can keep up”.

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    1 year ago

    Projection? Intimidation? Trying to make himself bigger than the bear/cougar that’s about to maul him? WTF is he even thinking? Makes Trump look composed by comparison.

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      He’shas that 70s car salesman vibe. Also known as the boomer vibe.

      Scummy Corvette driving pervert.

      Obviously not saying all boomers are like that, but that generation wears the suit pretty well.

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      Longtime hard-drug use, and particularly the lifestyle around it, where the user doesn’t eat, sleep, or stay hydrated properly, eats through the frontal lobe, where emotional control, and logic and reason processes happen.

      If you watch many hours of him, you realize that his brain short-circuits every time he is confronted with contravening information. He literally can’t respond with what a lawyer would call a “responsive answer.” Instead, his brain shunts over to stock bullshit replies, and if they aren’t immediately welcomed by the first party, he gets frustrated and angry.

      He is fundamentally incapable of putting himself in the interlocutor’s position and considering the matter from their perspective.

      Finally, if anyone reading this hasn’t watched his Cyber Symposium, go find a good wrap-up on YT. I watched every second of the live broadcast, and it was absolutely nuts. Between the data guy singing, Ron Watkins “analyzing” stolen election machine data live on stage, and Mike Pillow claiming he was attacked upstairs in the hotel, it was an amazing ride.

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            Ehh, old man in tech, owns several businesses. I dont know much about him, but he sounds like a classic “business republican,” i.e they pass laws that keep rich people like me rich, so i vote for them. I’m not suprised dude just votes “R” every time he sees it.

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              So basically: “I’ve got mine and I want more, so fuck you.”

              Meanwhile, dark money interests who are like you but presumably MUCH wealthier push the GOP further and further “right,” past the point of even pretending to have social responsibility and onwards towards giddying heights of spittle-flecked insanity.

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                Yeah… I’m referring to the guy in the article’s reasoning, not mine. At no point do I agree with it, just stating that there is a style of “I dont give a shit about anything buy taxes” Republican out there.

                Way to go on the attack though, bro. “Spittle flecked insanity” indeed.

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    Jeez hes being absolutely hysterical, isn’t he? I don’t think i want someone so emotional being in charge of a pillow company.

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    1 year ago

    so i’ll go ahead and say it, are those classic fucking sugar booger tremors he has going on? dude looks like he’s straight up coke tweaking.

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    1 year ago

    “I’ll take as much time as you want”

    This could have been over in a matter of hours had he not interjected in every single subclause of the lawyer’s questions

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      Notice how he’s got to make sure it’s outside his shirt so everyone can see it.