• teftOP
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    519 months ago

    Mine would have to be Karlach when she is sneaking around she goes: “Shadow-lach” and then proceeds to be sneaky and dance walk while she sneaks. She is my favorite.

      • @Vendificate@lemmy.world
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        49 months ago

        I always love when I’ve been off in some menu or something and close it to find her just dancing in the background for no reason. She’s just so happy to be living her own life, it’s precious

    • Piecemakers
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      109 months ago

      Truly. She’s the loveliest, most consistently off-the-cuff reason I keep playing, frankly. 🥰🔥

  • @gbuttersnaps@programming.dev
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    9 months ago

    “Protection from a shadow curse, what else could a dingus want?” I sat there for a second thinking Did that little fairy bitch just call me a dingus?

  • @CaptPretentious@lemmy.world
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    259 months ago

    For me, the line that caught me off guard and had me laughing is when Astarian goes to bite your neck… ‘Shit’ the whole situation, the facial expression, the delivery. It lives rent free in my head since EA.

  • Kbin_space_program
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    249 months ago

    Not a single line, but the early game Wyll hitting on Lae’zel, getting shut down and then trying to hit on Shadowheart.

    Shadowheart shuts him down stating that she’s not playing second fiddle to Lae’zel.

    • Bunnylux
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      28 months ago

      This just happened to me super late in act 3 because I didn’t have the party combo right until then!!

  • Nepenthe
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    169 months ago

    Did you guys know if you click on Astarion’s portrait enough, he’ll do a very inspired reading of the last paragraph of Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart?

    • @CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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      99 months ago

      That’s amazing! Although I would have pegged Shadowheart for a Poe-Fan, Astarion would be more into Wilde or Byron I think.

  • Ulu-Mulu-no-die
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    159 months ago

    Not the best, but one that made me laugh hard, Astarion after recruiting Laezel: Laezel is nice, in a “look at me twice and I’ll dismember you” way.

    Astarion is hilarious in general.

  • @hotspur@lemm.ee
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    139 months ago

    Grease mephitis in the sewers. This exchange pops in to my head at least once a day for some reason:

    “What did the wizard say this river was called again?”

    “I believe he called it ‘the SYOO-ER’”

    “Well what ever it is, it’s impressive, and it tastes great

    Something about the cadence and delivery from the voice actors just make me laugh every time. Honestly, even for the most random of characters, all the voice actors absolutely killed it in this game.

  • @pyrflie@lemm.ee
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    109 months ago

    “Quit laying around, let’s go kill someone!” - Astarion after a short rest

    It doesn’t hurt that he get like 6 meals a day thanks to my Bard heavy party.

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      I will admit, sometimes when I mean to take a long rest, I’ll use up any leftover short ones first and it’s fully because it gives me a 20% chance to hear that.

      Had I thought of it, my runner-up would have been those moments when I need to control him for any reason and all I hear is, “Let’s turn someone inside out!”

      The enthusiasm of those lines never fails to make me grin. We can turn someone inside out. Just for a treat.

  • @melonpunk@lemmy.world
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    99 months ago

    The Goblin trader that gets left in the Goblin camp. The way he says “Praise The Absolute” whilst brushing his finger across his nose is so well delivered. Reminds me of a character from a Monty Python sequence.

  • Bob Robertson IX
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    18 months ago

    When Shadowheart licks the spider meat and starts to get turned on, Karlach says “Do I smell beef?”