[OC] - well, the joke is an old Rodney Dangerfield one liner, lol

  • @Stamets
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    • swab148
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      89 months ago

      We love you so much, but it’s “gold-pressed latinum”

      • @Stamets
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        • swab148
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          59 months ago

          It’s okay! I actually have “gold-pressed latinum” programmed into my autocorrect lol, now my phone is like “what the fuck is platinum” on the rare occasions I need to type that word.

    • Xusontha
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      9 months ago

      This template has already been used for another meme, it’s a great template!

  • SirNuke
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    109 months ago

    DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -

    PICARD: Well, Data, there’s more to humor than, well, data.

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    9 months ago

    Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he’d be funnier.

    Also: Now I can’t stop thinking of that Borat clip about the “not” joke but instead of Borat, it’s Data.

    “This Padd is black not.”

  • @sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org
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    89 months ago

    “If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request.”

    • IninewCrow
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      48 months ago

      It was so bad … it left my brother in pieces … it broke him apart … he literally lost his head … they pulled his leg … he was disarmed … he needed a hand … he didn’t have a leg to stand on … his feet weren’t touching the ground

  • @undeffeined@lemmy.ml
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    69 months ago

    Saw the meme, big smile on my face. “Who posted this one?” I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"

  • @Lauchs@lemmy.world
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    49 months ago

    “Nope, no respect… I tell ya, I can’t even buy a gal a drink in one of lieutenant Barclay’s holodeck programs!”

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      29 months ago

      Don’t you know, the best jokes start out with explaining layers of context first.