If I were Paris Hilton, I wouldn’t want to partner with X. She could ruin her reputation.
People won’t pay her to pretend to DJ anymore!
Does she have any reputation left to ruin?
(That’s the joke. Her reputation, as bad as it is, is better than X’s at this point.)
Heh. Who saw this coming when Musk initially got involved in Twitter?
Bought. Tanked. Paying a 00’s celebrity to endorse a pink icon. Next up is hire Aaron Carter to sign the app startup jingle? But only for paying subscribers though, ofc.
I mean the Aaron Carter thing would be pretty impressive considering he died last year.
Yer that’ll do it 🤣
That is what we are missing from our lives 🙄. It would make you wonder who got paid for that idea 🤦♂️
Obviously not being paid enough 🤣
Nowadays it gets harder and harder to distinguish between funny and weirdly absurd satire with simple factual news.
I hate this.
I get my news from the future from The Onion.
They often turn out to be correct within 0 to 5 years’ time
That’s hot.
I see paying for premium gives you a “lighter add load”
Are those lighter adds premium quality as well?
Trump and Elon have shown the world the richest people in the world have no credentials other than being rich.
Rich people are actually dumb as fuck it would appear
At this point, can we just admit that this is all money laundering. Musk is taking dark money from somewhere (like CIA drug money) and funneling through garbage projects like this, pretending to be spending millions on things that take all of a few days to execute.
