The beheaded babies story fell flat on it’s face so the zionists scratch off the “babies out of incubators” lie and next on the list is anthrax, again.

Every attempt at distracting from the fact that they’re bombing children right now always makes me go back to “yeah but you’re bombing children right now”.

Why are Hamas soldiers regularly running around near Israeli forces carrying secret plans in their pockets? This one is marginally more believable than the one with a sinister treasure map but only because that story was an insult to my dog’s intelligence, nevermind mine.

Why would they be carrying such a USB stick anywhere near where they might get killed or captured? Unless it’s new and the leadership doesn’t yet have the tech. In which case, the narrative doesn’t add up.

And after the first attack; as if Hamas only planned for a few days and is now scrambling around like a group of bond villains eagerly trying to get their hands on the most villainous weapons. Sounds like Israel has nothing to worry about if Hamas was so unprepared and disorganised that this could happen. Certainly it would struggle to mass produce this weapon in short notice. Maybe if they found this USB stick six months ago? But now? Nah.

Unless it’s all a mix up and the USB has a picture of the colonel on it and it’s a secret recipe for cyan-ade, the bluest lemonade slushy you ever saw.

You’re laughing. Hamas is plotting to lace all of this year’s Halloween candy with cyanide, and you’re laughing

so IOF is going to use cyanide on Palestinians?

WARNING: Hamas potentially developing superweapon disguised as birthday cake. The candles are actually sticks of dynamite. Attempting to blow them out will make it explode and coat your face with soot.

Yet no evidence of any chemical weapons ever found. Show your hand Israel planning on a false flag to deflect world wide outrage against you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction

Israel has signed but not ratified the Chemical Weapons Convention (CWC).[18] In 1983 a report by the CIA stated that Israel, after “finding itself surrounded by frontline Arab states with budding CW capabilities, became increasingly conscious of its vulnerability to chemical attack… undertook a program of chemical warfare preparations in both offensive and protective areas… In late 1982 a probable CW nerve agent production facility and a storage facility were identified at the Dimona Sensitive Storage Area in the Negev Desert. Other CW agent production is believed to exist within a well-developed Israeli chemical industry.”[19][20]

There are also speculations that a chemical weapons program might be located at the Israel Institute for Biological Research (IIBR[21]) in Ness Ziona.[22]

190 liters of dimethyl methylphosphonate, a CWC schedule 2 chemical used in the synthesis of sarin nerve gas, was discovered in the cargo of El Al Flight 1862 after it crashed in 1992 en route to Tel Aviv. Israel said the material was non-toxic and was to have been used to test filters that protect against chemical weapons. It had also been clearly listed on the cargo manifest in accordance with international regulations. The shipment was from a U.S. chemical plant to the IIBR under a U.S. Department of Commerce license.[23]

In 1993, the U.S. Congress Office of Technology Assessment WMD proliferation assessment recorded Israel as a country generally reported as having undeclared offensive chemical warfare capabilities.[2] Former US deputy assistant secretary of defense responsible for chemical and biological defense Dr. Bill Richardson said in 1998 "I have no doubt that Israel has worked on both chemical and biological offensive things for a long time… There’s no doubt they’ve had stuff for years.

This is an attempt to justify the IDF’s use of white phosphorus by claiming Hamas plans to do chemical warfare, too, right?

wtf is a cyanide based weapon? At least do something credible like ricin or chlorine gas.

who the fuck brings their usb full of sailor moon episodes, lebanese fasolia recipes, and chemical weapons ingredients to the front lines?

i take this to be as truthful as any sentence that has “Ukraine says” at the beginning.

God help us if they ever figure out how to make Fentanyl

Hamas seen developing combination catapult-punching gloves in partnership with Acme