• ivanafterall
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    378 months ago

    I like to think that Heaven is one big LAN party, with no latency, no disconnects, and games we’ve never even dared to imagine.

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      28 months ago

      Idk, I def hope not one LAN party but a bunch of separate ones … I don’t want to play with ppl that are supposedly going to heaven. Actually, to be safe, I’m just gonna go to hell, it’s safer, and all the heat is probably from GPUs in that one big LAN party they are having.

  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    328 months ago

    You’re all going to be so jealous when you end up in the afterlife without a computer, you see me wasting all of eternity using mine, and you realize that you should have included one in your pyramid along with the rest of your treasure.

    • @deus@lemmy.world
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      88 months ago

      There’s no Excel in heaven

      God only supports FOSS software, they use LibreOffice Calc up there instead

      • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        48 months ago

        Idk, omnipotent god cold have done something to support FOSS outside of heaven. That’s why I’m aiming for hell, I’m tired of explaining to people why they should FOSS daily.

  • CarlsIII
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    8 months ago

    I can probably start playing Doom WADs now and still not have played them all before I die, so I gotta get as much in as I can.

  • @Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Life is short, you should stop wasting your energy telling people that they enjoy life wrong, and mind your own business.