How is this picture related exactly
Bushes
And the muddy river running parallel to them?
Pee
Silly! Girls don’t pee. They don’t have balls!
She needs to drink more water then
Maybe she doesn’t wipe?
I could do without that part tbh
Wet
Social media users need to be plied with meaningless imagery to keep them focused for the three seconds it takes to read this. It’s absolutely fucking pathetic.
Struggled to read this - lots of words and not enough Subway Surfers.
You ARE a social media user tho
As someone who started fucking in the 80’s, I welcome the new “bushwhacked” experience, but I do not require it. I know my way around the jungle.
That said, fucking in the 80’s and 90’s was a very hairy experience.
EDIT: This meme brings to mind an episode of Sex & The City where Samantha compared blowing some guys to flossing. That show is like a little time capsule.
70s moreso
Oh, so now you’re eating Jolly ranchers out of the carpet?
And with that memory freshly back in your mind, I’m out.
It’s cool, I’m just gonna be over here throwing up and praying that early onset dementia wipes that part of my memory.
Gushers
it’s not ideal; but it is pussy.
And this is why I keep one of those little flossers in my purse.
Bonus proteins 🤤🤤 because in every forest animals live.
Aewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aewww
Aew aew aew aew aew
NO.
NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO
It’s like mustaches: they don’t look nice, but they feel good
