You forgot about him jerking to images of uniformed officers
Yeah, he calls that time “leak investigations”
Eewwww. That’s what I get for commenting
I felt gross writing it, everyone loses.
He had to cut into that time to creep on some Canadian teen cadets. (Only partially satire)
I thought “leak investigations” was him interrogating everyone he sees about who keeps drinking all his alcohol.
He gets blacked out, and he screws up again. Because he’ll never learn to stay down.
Crazy how I read all that in the pacing of Tubthumping.
it’s literally the lyrics of tubthumping
That’s the least crazy take possible
Piss in the microwave…
Man I miss Colbert’s late show …
What was the original
The source of this meme was a graphic from the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, if that’s what you’re asking.
It’s not edited?
Nope, not edited
Oh sorry I fat fingered the downvote.
You mentioned Colbert so I thought it’d be from the 00s.
But what do the songs he sings remind him of?
Real men on lots of tedtosterone.
This chart is ridiculous.
Sec WAR spends at least 30% of his day snorting huge rails off his desk, the back toilets, and prostitutes’ boners
Millions of enlisted folk have made “drink hard Monday, sweat it out Tuesday morning PT run” work every day for years and don’t leak classified info, booze is not the reason Pete is a shitbag
It’s possible for many people to be a shitbag at the same time.
When it comes to ammo we as a society have on all these fuckers by now, ‘he drinks’ is pretty much the weakest one.
I feel like a leak investigation of that size mist be due after all that drinking…
The testosterone shot
Interesting way to spell “advance the proletarian cause by sabotaging the forces of bourgeois capitalism.”
