when you hire a cannibal to write the news
But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!
I’ll take the.crackling if you don’t want it.
Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
How did you get your name like that?
On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.
I dunno why you’re getting all these downvotes… I got a free TIL out of it 🤷
I’m not down about it, I expected some downvotes from a question like this, because Lemmy isn’t that different from reddit 😅
My speculation, but I think the down votes are because the comment had nothing to do with the post. So a way to filtering out, out of scope comments. Asking about the display name on a post about high calorie ppl setting an apartment on fire is pretty random after all 😂
passive aggressive body positivity
Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.
Higher than average space time distorters
Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power
This screams manufactured outrage.
Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.
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Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales
Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting
Don’t forget that they’re DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy
They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’
Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.
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When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse
Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be “politically correct”.
People of size
I don’t know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I’ll call myself high calorie from now on.
could have used “body-positive” for more positivity
Damn they gonna burn that calories
This is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.
That’s a fantastic pun.
How will they ever be recognized with those little masks
Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.
