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  • @yesman@lemmy.world
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    775 months ago

    Ooooh, America bad, they’re shooting their obese healthcare again.

    Jokes on you, he’s not shooting the fish, he’s shooting the woke rainbow. Get it straight.

    • @XEAL@lemm.ee
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      265 months ago

      I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

      • @RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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        205 months ago

        Jokes on you, a plural amount of them, must be what they mean. Where are the rest of the jokes motherfuckers!?

        • @nxdefiant
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          65 months ago

          Perhaps he is addressing the jokes directly.

      • @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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        55 months ago

        I’ve seen “joke’s on you” written dozens of times, but absolutely everybody misses the apostrophe WTF

        American education system.

    • ALQ
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      85 months ago

      And if some of the fish happen to get killed in the process, that’s just a bonus.

  • SolidGrue
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    585 months ago

    This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

    • Urethra FranklinOP
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      325 months ago

      Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

  • @Hempwick@lemmy.world
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    515 months ago

    This joke is so old it statistically won’t die in a school shooting

  • Fubarberry
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    335 months ago

    To be fair, if some fish had guns and used them in self defense it would absolutely stop me from ever fishing again.

  • @doingless@lemmy.world
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    285 months ago

    Eh, the police fish would just keep all the good armed fish out of the area.

    • @MaoZedongers@lemmy.today
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      35 months ago

      All the popular fishing areas with dense populations would get marked as “gun free zones” to make it easier for the fishermen.

  • m3t00🌎
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    105 months ago

    swimming in thoughts and prayers

  • @recapitated@lemmy.world
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    65 months ago

    I know this is a shit post but in case anyone doesn’t know: never shoot bullets at water.

    • @RegalPotoo@lemmy.world
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      85 months ago

      Not a 'murican so have no experience with firearms - what’s the danger here? Ricochets off the water?

  • Beefalo
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    45 months ago

    You just need to rebuild the stream so it’s more like a prison, job done.

    • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      355 months ago

      lol americans really get touchy about what a shithole our country is on this website.

      We are a laughing stock and we deserve to be my man.

      • @snekerpimp@lemmy.world
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        195 months ago

        It’s an embarrassment. I’m embarrassed to be here. We should be doing so much better, we could be building spaceships. Instead we watch as our kids kill each other, the planet boils away and they get to see their line go up.

      • @Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net
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        5 months ago

        Maybe I don’t think dead children is funny or should be joked about

    • Urethra FranklinOP
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      175 months ago

      Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

      Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

    • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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      75 months ago

      When you have so many shootings that people are arguing about the statistics…