• Placid@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I THINK YOU NEED TO RIDE YUOR HOG TO ANOTHER DOCTOR FOR A SECOND OPINION BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS BADASS!!

  • Risk@feddit.uk
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    9 months ago

    IT’S OKAY BROTHER, YOU ARE PROBABLY JUST A HORSESHOE CRAB. THE PACK DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE SO LONG AS YOU CAN CRANK YOUR TINY CRAB HOG.

  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR PISS IN YOUR BOOD, YOUR BLOOD IN YOUR SHIT, AND YOUR SHIT IN YOUR PISS.

    TO DO THAT CRANK YOUR HOG THREE TIMES. THEN CALL ME IN THE MORNING WE’LL CRANK OUR HOGS TOGETHER.

  • PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi
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    9 months ago

    Well, here’s your second opinion. The blue blood means you’re probably a crab, and you’re about to be harvested, brosef. The pissing red means your kidneys love america. Shitting white means your poop still has high fat content, and is likely an indicator of liver failure.

    PACKMAN, FUCK YEAH! RIDING THE HOG TO THE DOCTOR’S LAND, AND SHITTING IN HIS BEEEEAEEEAEEEUEEED!

  • OpenStars
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    9 months ago

    Lolz but what do “doctors” know about real health!? :-P