An Irishman visits Colorado for the first time and goes to a cabin that doubles as a bar. Upon seeing a strange animal with horns on the wall he asks the bartender:

“Oi, what’s that thing?”

The bartender says: “That? That’s a moose.”

“FOOK ME! How big are your cats?”

I don’t see any problem with these two things being the same

I am a-muse-d.

Don’t you get it though? Tonight we can truly say, together we’re invincible!