I always wanted an excuse to roleplay having tuberculosis!

I’m sorry, is this some sort of caster joke that I’m too unga bunga to understand?

I’m obsessed with a genre I can’t quite find a solid name for, but it’s the middle of a venn diagram where the circles are “surreal horror” and “uncomfortable comedy”.

Stuff like Adult Swim Infomercials, Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, Buffet Infinity, and Greener Grass.

I watched that new movie Buddy this weekend and was absolutely cackling at the most horrifying parts because the context made them hilarious.

Part of me expected gagh-os, and I don’t know if I’m relieved or disappointed.

Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.

No, I mean I don’t use them needlessly or whatever. I kinda use them to sorta let my thoughts buffer.

If Rickety Cricket became a techbro.

I wonder if anyone has ever calculated his on-screen KDR.

It’s definitely bigger than US standard ketchup packets. I checked one I had lying around and it was like 9 grams, this is over twice that.

That’s the longest ketchup packet I’ve ever seen.

As though his precious Fortnite slop hasn’t helped lead the way in enshittifying the industry.

I think at least some of it must be that stress makes you more sensitive to some sensory inputs. If I’m about to have a breakdown, my response to any touch or the ambient temperature increases by like tenfold.

Cheez-Its suck though. Better Cheddars are where it’s at.

I’m not a wrestling fan, so I’m going on the assumption that I can pick a truly obnoxious song for trolling purposes, especially if I’m the scripted asshole.

Which is all to say I choose Smash Mouth’s “Come On Come On”, specifically the chorus.

The Mountain Goats always make me wanna re-watch Moral Orel. This is in one of the last season episodes.

I’m bad at the spike bouncing and what seems to be frequent down-air attacking in general, I can never get far into it.

No, they’re not. You know what actually “lessens the meaning of the gesture”? Doing it for every grifting politician and shitty soldier instead of someone who’s actually tried to make the world a better place.

Dark Souls Miyazaki and Ghibli Miyakazi team up to make an action game that’s either based on or has the same vibes and visuals as Princess Mononoke or Nausicaa.