I’m 60.

Same, but many years ago. It could have hit my house, my neighbor’s house, or my car, but missed everything and fell like someone pushed it that way.

But, everyone loves China now?

Ubuntu -> Mint.

I don’t know why I’d change, Mint just works. That’s all I ever wanted.

This seems like a big deal, but I haven’t watched broadcast TV in more than ten years, so I dunno.

I mean, it will still air on every channel MAGA watches, so that’s what matters, right?

What’s that? People in power are corrupt? You don’t say.

I only get visits like this around feeding time.

It’s an exciting story with plenty of shouting and spittle.

Hey, I remember that game.

I think they are spherical, but there is stuff surrounding it, and also the gravity bends the light around it. That’s what give them the weird appearance.

Just a guess. I dunno anything.

Don’t get portrait tattoos till they’re dead. That way they can’t disappoint you.

Someone should tell them they can buy yeast in the store.

Giggling to himself the whole time he was putting it down.

My first computer was an AST Research 286. It had a 40MB hard drive. I got it in 1988. I paid a little over $2000 for it. I forgot that half of that was for the hard drive. It must have made sense then. It was a good investment, because soon after that, knowing anything about computers would get you a job.

Searching “saddle horse” gives nothing of context. Especially not in curing the blind.

Fuck you Tom Homan, you fuckin’ fascist.

Go die.

He probably had a very good reason, that is better not revealed at the moment.

It’s clear he has his country’s best interests at heart and is doing a great job. I think people should give him the benefit of a doubt.

Mastur…

Nah.

We ain’t found shit!

Only if they’re teaching.

Or, if you have a big enough kitchen.

And, maybe two stoves.

Two kitchens, that’s what’s needed. Two whole kitchens next to each other, then you can cook together.

Don’t fucking tell me how to chop onions, I’ve been chopping onions my whole life. I don’t care what you saw on YouTube. And, yes, I just cracked an egg on the edge of the bowl, do you SEE any shell in the egg? No. Because I’ve been cracking eggs that way longer than you’ve been alive. Go grind sea salt, or something, leave me alone.