DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]

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Cake day: July 29th, 2020

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  • This may legitimately be one of the most damaging moments in western hegemony moving forward. The one area where BRICS and other non-westerm blocs have not made major strides to dissociate from the west is Linux; even North Korea uses its own Linux distro domestically. A large part of the reason for that is that it’s traditionally been seen as such a stable and generally apolitical kernel that the usual worries about spyware in your firmware isn’t as big of a concern, so China and Russia don’t have major concerns about leveraging the kernel for their domestic industries. Hell, Russian programmers have been massive players in open source development traditionally.

    This is fire across the bow for Russia, and you can be sure some bureaucrat in Beijing is taking notes right now.


















  • President Biden and I do not want to see conflict in the Middle East escalate into a broader regional war. We have been working on a diplomatic solution along the Israel-Lebanon border so that people can safely return home on both sides of that border. Diplomacy remains the best path forward to protect civilians and achieve lasting stability in the region.

    …and that is why we’ve handed billions upon billions of dollars worth of military equipment to the side actively committing a genocide, and why I’m putting out a statement condoning the political assassination of one of the people who we would theoretically be working with to create peace in the first place.

    Death, and I cannot emphasize this enough, to America.



  • Dentist: “Hey, you grind your teeth in your sleep. If you keep doing that, we’ll have to root canal half your mouth.”

    Me: “Well, that sounds shit. What can I do about it?”

    Dentist: “We can 3D-print you a mouthguard to wear at night. All it takes is scanning your top row of teeth and then producing it, which we can do in-house.”

    Me: “Sweet. How much?”

    Dentist: “Well, you’re insured, so that comes out to… $1,000.”

    Me, fucking around and about to find out: “But I have insurance? This is preventative and the alternative is literally tens of thousands of dollars in expensive, painful surgery. Surely they must cover it.”

    Dentist, laughing hard enough to have an aneurysm that their insurance won’t cover: “lol. lmao, even”

    fedposting is the only summary of what I’d do to insurance executives if ever given even a modicum of political power.