Because they probably look like tgey eat a lot of cheesecake.

Did they die or turned out to be… Weird? I had both.

I live close to an old town with limited parking. Still way too much if you ask me, the thing is just filled with cars at all times. Anyway there is one parking car sized spot for motorcycles. Car people are not happy. They were even less happy when they just used regular parking spots, but they are still not happy.

While i was checking the steam sale yesterday, my monitor greenscreened. So i guess i don’t need any new games

I have no social media and that’s a red flag apparently

I had that watch while teachers told me that.

Haha same.

I hope you get eaten by a pig.

Woah

I think that’s the best part about the game. They didn’t make a game for everyone. They made this ultra specific game that looks amazing, it is funny, it has hundreds of thousand voicelines. The movment is the best i have ever seen in a game. It’s complicated as fuck, the later you start playing, the more characters you have to learn. But still, they cracked over 200k players last week after the update, and it is still invite only. I really enjoy my time right now, because i feel like we’re in the good old times right now, before it goes public and the lootboxes roll out.

I can never get over the fact that americans go out to see their favourite politician talk, wearing all the swag and flags like it’s a concert.

Oprah was always shit for losers

It’s like that opening scene from the dictator. But unironically, and for a worse persom

Not that many cars.

God who cares if some rich fuck even has a girlfriend. Celebrity culture is already dumb as hell, that’s juat a pathetic grab for attention.

Another proof that true crime people are the fucking worst

He should be a smash jit in america then

“Almost had you” is my weapon.

Does he think ducks live up to two years?

I bought the same machine when i got into coffee making. I always told myself that when it breaks, i’ll buy a nice espresso machine and grinder and whatever. That was 10 years ago in a few month and i only ever did basic maintenance. Not saying these machines last forever, but i couldn’t be happier tbh