Good job !gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world make them read more weird shit

How do you realize you have moles on your perineum I cannot see mine.

What’s the opposite of a “power” bottom? Like a flimsy bottom. Or clean coal ass. Idk

Oh go osculate your continent.

Who revolutioned who in the what?

Here’s the current state. Just gotta sew the line of orange down the middle and it’s a stylized arrow

That’s a pretty goober cat there

Yeah, this one is above our pay grade here. Sometimes speech delays are innocuous (individuals will learn language when they are ready, but if you try to force it early it does not work at all).

Not as severe an example, but all of my siblings and I learned to read (basic phonics) around age 4, 4 and a half. One of my siblings did not learn to read until they were five and a half. Said sibling is also a godsdamned genius so i too generally feel it’s worth seeing a pediatrician over stuff like this.

Just Turn It Offf dude

Oh yeah love that coupon. They approve the first few months to show you it will work and then jack up the price

Leekspin and Rick astley

Boot shorts? Bootshorts! Now what’s an irq

Not glancing at it is what I expect of cops, having grown up surrounded by them

Try jorgling it. The double twist at the end really something somethings

I was going to show a photo of my twin but that example works too

While that’s the hope, if an insurance agent refused to cover a cop (even if for good reason) that agent would spend the next six months to a year having to buy new headlights every time they drive.

Nah I just blow bubbles I don’t scare them off

That’s a good idea, thanks. I’m gonna slap one of these on my bike’s headlamp so I can tell if it’s aimed by the bubble, not by eyeball.

I’ve considered you and I disagree

Yeah what if you’re observing moon werewolves