Aww… he’s just a little guy 🥰

I would hang this in my house. Is it for sale?

First, these ladies aren’t doing anti aging surgeries, they are doing “have a different face” surgeries.

Second, the only way to win at the “wOmeN sHouLd jUSt aGe GrAceFullY” bullshit is to know that there is no winning.

You will be accused of “letting yourself go” or “getting too much work done.” Period. There are like 12 women in the world at any given time who will age in a way that is aesthetically pleasing to the majority, and you probably won’t be one of them.

So pick which you are more comfortable with and do what ever the fuck you want.

No agrats

😂

Am I just indulging your hand fetish now?

I didn’t bring a banana 🤷‍♀️

They just put some ink in his mouth and let him drool on the memos instead of signing. It counts!

Your user name is 😚🤌

Due to how the US meat and dairy industry works, most US omnivores are largely corn based. You can have the carbon in your hair tested to verify this.

During masking times, the poor Chipotle workers begging customers to just speak up, please don’t pull your mask down and tippy toe up over the sneeze guard to shout.

Three dots on the upper right give some options:

California wineries have been dropping like flies for a decade. This makes a good story, but trends in wine consumption, tariffs, climate change and Gallo being allowed to price fix grapes as they Hoover up as much of the market as they can (most of it) is what’s shuttering wineries, not Canada’s boycott.

The older you get the faster time flies and the more responsibilities you have.

Reconnecting can be a real treasure or a sad discovery that you have grown in different directions that no longer mesh in a way you want to continue.

I’m also noticing that in your post you only mention being reached out to, not reaching out. The phone works in both directions.

If you look very closely you can actually see that it’s a cute angle.

Thanks ickplant 💖

Cat.

They make those for potty training.

https://tinyundies.com/products/tiny-chaps-baby-chaps-split-pants-for-elimination-communication?srsltid=AU7gw4WmS_hOkg2fPFnPhzjUWtL-4MtXb8NfNlXvVn-bzMf79Pmaktbv

There is stiff competition, but I think this guy may be leading the pack in derpiness.