Chewy goodness! One of my favorite things is a toasted bagel turkey sandy

Both please

I kinda get it in that this is a drawing of Homer Simpson don in an anime/manga style. And Mr sparkles was an og(ish) Simpsons episode centering on homers likeness to a Japanese soap brand’s mascot/logo.

I wonder how hard it would be to rig up a teeny drone with a bit of thermite?

“Look, America is founded on free enterprise and capitalism,” said Bill Essayli, the first assistant United States attorney for the central district of California, during the press conference. “Anyone who attacks our values, our way of life, our system, which provides the best goods and services to the most people, we’re gonna come after aggressively.”

• Presidents come and go, elected officials come and go, single payer healthcare is forever.”

Fuck ya

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Such a brave kitty!

I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I’d help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.

Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!

Oh ya, then show me these so called waves!

Maybe you’re putting out junk food vibes? Like you have an aura of dorito dust and Marlboro smoke?

Lol where I am, crackheads would bust into that front part and have a little crackhead dacha in no time.

Bi weekly pay. Anything bast 40 a week is overtime @1.5, as is anything past 8hr a day. Holidays, if worked, are double pay. American midwestish

I wrote in Bernie, but I live in a state the umpa-lumpa was never gonna carry

Late 80’s early 90’s

It seems, looking back, it was quieter. People didn’t move around as much as they do now. The town was basically shut down by 6pm. Most of the men worked within two miles of home, and most women stayed home.

We would play outside in the afternoons and listen for the church bells. Six bells and it was time for dinner. Everyone sat down every night for dinner with their families.

And just quieter in general. Less vehicle traffic. Less airplanes. Led lights hadn’t been invented yet so you could still see the stars. No cell phones obviously.

More structure, less noise

Ha! Wait till you’re an old man and have to wake up to pee every night around that time.

This lesbian bar has no fire exits!

And they’re still around. Still shady af

One became a wiccan and now lives in Portland selling homemade incense and aura crystals

This guy gluttons!