So what are the ways asphalt sucks in your opinion?
(providing the road is well maintained…)

I have a hard time coming up with road surface types that don’t suck more in most aspects.

Unless “lottery” is a euphemism for some other means of acquiring a large sum of money that doesn’t provide a receipt…

Depends.

This here being the shitpost community, my skill certainly greatly exceeds yours in this case…

Perhaps switch to a keyboard for the time being?

I severely broke 3 fingers in my left hand half a year ago and was able to play Elder Scrolls games and Tux Kart surprisingly soon after the accident.

Sufficient to be able to just move the flat hand left and right a bit and get the fingertips a few mm down to press a key.

Being able to use a controller again took more than 2 months and wasn’t even fun then (did it mostly for the therapeutic training effect).

My lactose intolerant guts are already about to explode just by looking at it…

Instant surprise switch to nonexistence after my kids are grown up and have their own lifes would be totally fine.

Preferrably in synchronization with the life partner.

It’s not the being dead that’s the problem, it’s all the nasty stuff connected to the transition process.

Damn you, OP!
You just destroyed my latest streak!

Guess she gets a lot of approval by people because of her surname alone.

The differing use of an article for “perfection” and “approval” makes it pretty clear though imo.

Wow.
That’s a phantastic and really artful shot!

Well, after 3/4 or so of a rotation l usually run out of hose to coil around me, so… no.

I am also in the shower while not doing it, so the question wether l am facing the shower somehow doesn’t make any sense…

… What??
I think your question just broke my brain.

Well, better than the other way around:
Code works perfectly on your test device but breaks down when deployed to field devices with slightly different timing characteristics or whatever.

Bonus points if it only occurs every few weeks, preferably at night shift and crashes a whole production line… 🫣

(Incident totally fictitious, definitely no people out of this thread involved, just move on, really nothing to see here!)

No, quite definetly not.
At least not in the role of a journalist.
Private vacation would be ok for most.

Probably all the dark red ones on the RSF index, and for me personally also all of the dark orange ones (yeah, I guess I am a coward… but there are reasons l am not a journalist…):

https://rsf.org/en/index

Happy debugging if it works on the second try… 😬

Definitely not an RF frequency, much, much too low.
Might be some wire based signalling for a railway switch or semaphore or so.
Perhaps ask in a train community?

Same l wouldn’t visit as a conservative journalist?

Meaning countries that have a problem with the concept of journalism and free press.

The “leftist” in the question really doesn’t make a difference.

You are right and l now feel bad for having fallen for this unfounded, truth-twisting, engagement bait type of post without checking the facts first.