Oh shit, 5 people on Twitter? That’ll be the end of ole trump fer sure!

More like 10 years

My daughter is 20 and in college now but I was a single dad and spent many days like you where parenting took every minute I had.

It absolutely gets easier. You’re In the phase where they’re mobile, can’t do anything for themselves, yet somehow, if you look away for 3 seconds they will burn the house down.

They start taking care of themselves more and rmore, requiring less constant watching until one day you wake up and they’re 20 and in college

https://youtu.be/VSZQo0J7f8U?is=4pHqa5V05Lqo37WG

Artist/authors John Conway and C. M. Kosemen have a book called All Yesterdays about this subject.

https://designyoutrust.com/2020/09/if-we-drew-modern-animals-the-way-we-draw-dinosaurs-based-on-bones-alone/

I think the mythicists are wrong (especially Richard Carrier who is a stupid asshole), I think there was probably a guy called Jesus who had followers, but we really don’t have much, if any, real evidence to back that up.

We have the Bible and 10 non Biblical mentions of Jesus. Unfortunately, every single one of the non-biblical writings are just describing Christians. They’re like “Christians are people who believe in a guy named Jesus who was killed by Romans.” While they prove that Christians existed when they were written, none of them lend any evidence to the existence of Jesus.

One of the most widely accepted arguments for believing he was real is that the Bible makes up a ridiculous census story that forces his parents to go to Bethlehem in order to fulfill the (misinterpreted) prophesy that the messiah would be born there. The argument is that he must have been real and born elsewhere for them to make up this dumb story.

And it’s about a completely different woman than Mary anyway. The prophet says “Look, the woman is pregnant, it will be a boy named Emmanuel and before he is a few years old this war will be over” and some idiot was like “This is definitely talking about Jesus”

Leonard Cohen’s last song released days before he died was called “You Want It Darker.” One of the verses is:

“They’re lining up the prisoners and the guards are taking aim, I struggled with some demons, they were middle class and tame, I didn’t know I had permission to murder and to maim, You want it darker, we kill the flame.”

Anyway, that’s me, in the middle class. I could be better, but however bad I am, I’m still on the tame level.

Several are like that. S-Sea, D-Double U, T-Tsunami

If it’s up my ass, is it facing inward looking at my colon or facing outward looking at my underwear?

In the 90s, there was a funny website that had an article on the “world’s first rectal camera.” It was an article so I think it covered the “why” and “who” and “how” and everything. When they got to the photos, they were just normal photos with a round black border around them.

It was funny. I wish I could find it again.

What a coincidence. I’m currently researching people who have sex with dogs. I’ll be in my lab…

Is that a pregnancy photo?

My Allstate account doesn’t do that. There are no payment option fees. Is there something odd about your account? Have you had missed payments or insufficient funds when paying?

He’s been talking about it for a week or so and eventually posted an image of a map declaring the Strait of Hormuz a “new U.S. territory” on Tuesday…

Play a record, Karl.

The IRS gives business tax deductions for vehicles. Under 6000lbs it’s $12k, over 6000 is $31k

I came here to say it looks like an HBJ

I love a good diarrhea map

One DAY, you’re young. And then the NEXT. You’re standing in your BACK YARD. Like this. Staring at your bird FEEDER.

Put this on his gravestone. “I think he’s a kook. I think he’s crazy. I think he’s unfit for office”

“I’m concerned by the media’s attempt to label Trump as a kook or not fit to be President.”

That pretty much gives you the measure of the man