Hope you don’t mind if I rip off your design!

Obviously, I was going to get high.

they just stare at you without moving a muscle for a few seconds before reacting. You’d think there’s something wrong with them

Well then. This might be why people who are less intelligent than me talk to me like I’m an idiot.

Can’t really blame someone for trying to do (what they believe is) the right thing. A lot of good causes have come from people using their platform to raise awareness.

The people who suffer the consequences, probably weren’t talking about good causes, but they must have believed that they were. And more people openly share terrible opinions when they think that a lot of others feel the same way.

It might not be too late. All 6s!!!

Typical. You always have luck when you don’t want it!

The moral turmoil of using your celebrity to speak out for something you believe in, or keeping your multi-million dollar career afloat.

First time with a sandwich?

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The whole thing is written in spoonerisms, and it can tret gicky to lead out roud ko a tid. Honestly, not his best, but certainly the most unique.

Set off the hotel fire alarm at 3am

Sure, it might not be completely accurate, but, it’s essentially the same idea, and should help basic understanding of the question asked.

Probably the same context that makes it okay to tell people to “March down to the Capitol and fight like hell.”

I just downloaded it. If I get a chance (and remember) to check it out, I’ll let you know what I think.

Same reason it isn’t easy to transfer your Apple account to Google.

They are completely separate sites, that just happen to talk to each other.

That he thought we were selling out, laying down, sucking up to the man…

For me, it would have, but just because of the timing.

I was selling newspaper ads back then. Typically, a shitty job, but the hospital got a multi million dollar grant to use towards COVID advertising. I made a lot of commissions during that time, but now it’s all gone.

Winning numbers are public record. Don’t make yourself wait the full five years!

I’m guessing he used sports announcers as reference.

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It always bothers me when non-mammalian characters have boobs.