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Oh good! A power-consuming item to tell me how much power I’m consuming. Oh, and I’m sure it has an app (that certainly respects my privacy), because I can’t just buy a kill-a-watt wall plug meter to do that!

Howard Jones did a pretty good song dealing with this exact issue in the 80s

Please for the love of god make sure you don’t accidentally arrange any of the “three courses” in an appealing way. Just shotgun them randomly at the plate.

This should be great. People don’t even k ow how to drive with a completely clear windshield, and don’t even get me started on the likelihood of AR ads superimposed over your view in “unintrusive areas”

Finding the right one on the first try is great! Whatever anyone else says, don’t feel like a lesser man. If you ask me, I think they’re just jealous.

thank mr skeltal

Brb gonna fight some monsters, maybe go crazy.

Fr this dude carries multiple subs like atlas

Now the flowers will growwwww

“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”

1.) Someone is always the weakest link, it is what it is and it’s not necessarily a bad thing (just because you’re possibly not as experienced as your coworkers, doesn’t mean you’re doing a bad job)

2.) It sounds to me like you have a good work ethic (working over to help your team etc, and being concerned about it to begin with)

3.) It also sounds like your company may actually just be understaffed or over working your team. As other people have said a ton of companies like to tun skeleton crews. I’ve been victim to this phenomenon in the past and boy did it suck.

4.) Complaining is definitely something you can work on. Everybody complains sometimes, and people who pretend like they don’t are liars. Keep it minimal, and don’t let it be such a pattern that everyone just hears it and goes “oh that’s so-and-so bitching again”. Relax, things happen all the time. You can still talk about negative things, you just don’t also have to always be negative about it.

Smelling salts are pretty strong, an alcohol swab can jave the same effect but is much less unpleasant.

I work in medicine and I have used these on people (and tried it once to see how it was) they’re very fucking strong. It’s like inhaling cat piss that’s on fire.

Me. Often.

Nice cock bro

A dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I cannot see a thing. I’ll open this one.’

Clearence for liftoff granted: commencing uppies

Yes.