Its just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half, it cost 80 million dollars

Its not that the job is worth 450 dollars, its that his time is. If he’s at your place fixing something easy, he’s not somewhere else making that money he could make. The whole process of getting there and fixing it could take a couple hours.

Ok, coming from someone who actually voted for him in 2016, before the war started, I was saying someone just needs to go into the oval office and just say “ok grandpa, its time to go to bed, sh shhhh, its ok, you just need a nice nap. Dont worry about the country, its OK, its just time to go to bed.” Or even going as far as just moving him while hes asleep into a replica white house, tell him he cleaned out all his people and that he picked these new people to help him run things and then replace them with actors that just tell him hes doing great.

Back in my twenties if an even remotely cute random girl said “ill wear something cute, dont hit on me and you can help me move my apartment” I probably would have done it the whole day, helped you clean out the drawers, helped you fix that hole so you get your security deposit back, rented a truck…

Some guys just get honier and hornier with age. They may not be able to always do anything about it, but they think about it. My 88 year old demented grandpa would watch women’s volleyball all day. He would record it, and he figured out how to order it in his TV. All day long, just watching volleyball like it was the most normal thing in the world.

Can I borrow against the 7 billion? Ill find someone to lend me 1 million today and ill give them 2 million tomorrow

How can that be?

“Korean animation studio. Everybody work. Everybody work. We are slaves. Oh no! Tom Cruise!”

I dont care what your gender is or who you want to fuck. Everyone is a person and deserves love and respect.

I know this will be buried but it seems Ai isn’t worth anything really if these giant complexes are the price. Just straight up monetarily, who benefits?

I totally get where you’re coming from, but let me play devils advocate: when their policy is to deny and dispose which results in the death of so many people, ruins the livelihoods of so many people. When we know the majority support universal Healthcare and we know it would save the lives of like 172000 people every year. The ceo may not kill people with a gun, but he is killing with the pen. When they make decisions that they know will kill people but will also raise the stock price, then what is justified?

Why? Is it just like the best pussy ever?

I was working on a house for this retired lawyer this week. At dinner he was talking about how hard it was to find Healthcare a while ago because his wife had cancer and he had heart issues. He was talking about the thousands he had to pay then and also talking about trying to pay for Healthcare for everyone at his practice and how horribly expensive that was and how he had to eventually drop it. The very next day I walk by the living room and the news is reporting on Luigi, and his comment was “I wish they would just take him outside and shoot him, but they won’t do that will they”

The disconnect, even for someone so smart, is real

History is so full of so so so many people like him with devoted followers. We really love our cults of personality. I think people make up their minds that “this person will not ever fail”, they attach themselves and never let go. It takes being left on a plane to possibly be die and not even be warned to have the trance broken.

What’s worse is this, work in a place thats been around for 40+ years owned by one guy and worked at by the same people for decades. Come in as the young new guy with no experience working with the people who have a couple decades more than you. Then work there for 20 years but always be 20-30 years behind them no matter what. You get more experience, but so do they. You can never not be the fuckin new guy. The job is tough, but everyone makes money, so no one ever leaves. So, you’re always the new guy, but you’re not going anywhere either because you know, they all have to retire sometime and then the whole thing will be yours.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

My entire senior year i had a cd player alarm clock that played reel big fish’s cover of “take on me” every morning at 6am after not getting any sleep the night before. It definitely got me up and going.

That song was in my head all morning…

Professional chef weighing in: yes.

Does it know i like watching girls lick each others vaginas?