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Everyone clapped. Someone handed over a hundred dollar bill. The name of that Bill? (Bill Clinton/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein)
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DAE remember when “Gay Boner” meant happy mistake?
this reminds me of the parody of “Is Israel… run by jews?!”
unfortunately I can’t find it , as the internet is full of genuine antisemitic lies.
I’ll offer my favourite jewish conspiracy joke from wikipedia instead :
Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. “Herr Altmann,” said his secretary, “I notice you’re reading Der Stürmer! I can’t understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?”
“On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we’re on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!”https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_humor#Humor_about_antisemitism
EDIT : These names have not aged well to our current political climate. I just copied it from wikipedia.
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History Memes@piefed.social•Don't listen to her lies! (AnonHistory)
14·13 hours agothe blue painted pictish boobs.
bloobs, if you will
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Linux rules! How do you like my desktop?
5·14 hours agowe need a /c/unixgorn
I can’t help but feel like I inspired this post a little
spoiler
[male Doe 🦌] = John
yeah, wikpedia doesn’t mention that word for that.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What age do you stop trusting the government?
2·16 hours agoyes, go live in the nonexistent commune; it’s a solution for 8 billion people.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Poland Will Eventually Seek Its Own Nuclear Weapons, Tusk SaysEnglish
2·17 hours agoIf everyone has them, it’s not worth stealing.
Not everyone will have them. I doubt there will be 8 billion nukes so that everyone will always get their way.
Imagine if some death cult demanded everyone wear yellow hats or they would nuke somewhere, and trigger all the retaliation policies worldwide.
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What age do you stop trusting the government?
3·18 hours agowhat age do you stop trusting the alternative to government, which is corporations?
let me just remind you that at least the government is voted in, wheras corporations are just any assholes with enough money to buy things and pay wages.
this fruit is so low hanging, it’s starting to turn into a tree
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They seemed nice and normal until....
201·19 hours agoher perception stat is through the roof
very in depth, thank you
I guess I still prefer trying to make waterfox more secure if I feel it’s not good enough over trying to unfuck what I don’t care about in libre wolf to make it work better.
I was fine on firefox , so I’ll just stick to waterfox. thanks for your reply
waterfox on debian, firefox on phone.
not sure if librewolf would be better on linux , open to convincing
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History Memes@piefed.social•those filthy danes coming over here and washing their bodies
3·2 days agoYeah, it’s a scale of clenliness.
- Asians (inc arabs)
– Ritual cleansing multiple times daily - Vikings
– Weekly baths! - Medieval peasants
– IDK, bathing with their pigs monthly?
Before you get mad, remember that shoes are not allowed inside asian homes.
- Asians (inc arabs)
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just trying to limit the human suffering
2·2 days agoGhislaine was invited on the 9/11 shadow commission
EFTA00578730, EFTA00580430
https://www.justice.gov/epsteinIt’s not just BS conspiracies.
Skullgrid@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just trying to limit the human suffering
1·2 days agoThey are not even going to bother with that. Who’s going to overthrow them?





















that’s some ol’ bullshit, especially since the other versions also fit that place