Genocide? What new fangled woke bullshit is this?

A smooth line when you aren’t paying for it.

Translation “Who cares about your dependents, die for the revolution pussy that way the government can use you as an excuse to persecute your minority group harder!”

My response will always be congrats for being born in the right country asshole!

Single handedly made leather jackets feel infinitely lamer.

When life gives you nature disasters you gotta rock them like a hurricane.

“If you hate the US you should move”-ass take.

Ishould buy a death whistle.

My hand.

I can’t find my keys.

I’ll have you know I remember the fall of Rome like it was yesterday.

True, you are what you eat.

Knock knock.

Who’s there’s?

On second.

On second, who?

No, Who’s on first, What’s on second.

It feels like I just had an awakening that I will not be able to have fulfilled.

Goes to the fridge and grabs a vial of Greek Yogurt.

Reminds me when the KKK endorsed trump.

Built like they put women’s restroom symbol upsidedown.

It took 4 seasons of the boys with writing getting more and more blunt for conservatives to realize homelander was a metaphor for the US right.

It doesn’t matter how good your messaging is if the target audience is a brick.

Sometimes you fail really hard so you shouldn’t have even tried.

The male battle thongs shall continue until morale improves.

And in the very top left corner in tiny text.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the certainty and strength of steel.