The Glorious Lobster Emperor of a Glorious Lobster Empire. If we’re being technical, I’m actually the Emperor of Lobsters, Crabs, Prawns, Yabbies, Crayfish and Various Other Crustaceans. But the Glorious Emperor of Lobsters, Crabs, Prawns, Yabbies, Crayfish and Various Other Crustaceans is too long.