Chuds and “centrists” see Puerto Ricans as exotic and foreign at best and see insulting the average divorced boomer asshole with a boat dealership as a grievous mistake.

Could be worse. Could be a big DiC outside your window!

“Genetic immortality” is a massive from breeder fetishists for this and many other reasons, another one of which is that the offspring of such narcissists owe fucking nothing especially to people they may never meet as time goes on.

The “I’m Blue Bada Bee Bada Ba” song is catchy.

He’s a sex pest and creeped on Uma Thurman for many years. I don’t accept “eccentric genius” passes from treat defenders, either.

Because of Schrodinger’s Asshole maybe they’d retreat to that claim if confronted.

Because some fairweather leftists are so preoccupied with “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” that even talking about the problem got them very defensive, up to and including “people that get pulled into gambling and ruin their own lives and the lives of their families had it coming” very-leftist takes.

It is a very expensive carbon-dumping magic mirror on ’s wall, designed to talk in a way that he finds funny. Make of that what you will.

Or even more embarrassing: trolls on 4chan who have nothing better to do.

“Leave me out of this!”

Homophobic, primarily.

Many Texans ask why Governor Greg Abbott is in a wheelchair. His story is one of triumph over tragedy.

On a summer day in July 1984, Governor Greg Abbott, a 26-year-old recent law school graduate, decided to take a break from studying for the bar exam by going for a jog in a west Houston neighborhood as he’d done many times before. While out running, a large oak tree along his path cracked and fell on Governor Abbott’s back, leaving him forever paralyzed from the waist down.

After being rushed to the hospital, doctors discovered several crushed vertebrae splintering into his spinal cord, broken ribs, and damage to vital organs.

As he lay in a hospital bed, throttled with incomprehensible pain, doctors worked to piece his vertebrae back together. They inserted two steel rods near his spine, which will remain there for the rest of his life. During his harrowing recovery process, Governor Abbott was reminded of lessons he’d learned all his life, especially the lesson of perseverance.

Through this experience, Governor Abbott learned that our lives aren’t defined by our challenges. Instead, we define our lives by how we respond to those challenges. His triumph over tragedy shows that Governor Greg Abbott doesn’t back down from challenges, but uses his lessons in perseverance to overcome them.

While some politicians talk about having a spine of steel, Governor Abbott actually has one. He’ll use his steel spine to fight for you and for every Texas family!

“Unless you’re poor and disabled, then fuck you, pardner! YEEHAW!”

I fucking hate techbros and I hate the manchild way they want their magic mirrors to talk.

The slime placement seems to say “fuck Oregon, Idaho, and Montana, and especially fuck Vermont.”

It’s very clever-Lee done.

The other 48% may chant “TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!” at visiting sports teams for totally not racist reasons.

The other 48% may be the kind that are doing the “totally not racist” bullying evasion thing of chanting “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” at visiting teams with certain… attributes.

Ask me how I know.