If it doesn’t go well, I’m just going to move to one of the smaller US mainlands.
If it doesn’t go well, I’m just going to move to one of the smaller US mainlands.
He has the same coat?
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Team Rocket tried to hold up a PokeCenter in episode 2!
Autobots in the wild.
Do a movie where Ryan and Hugh fall in love in a New England town.
Best use for it so far. Now get it to run Windows 95.
Can’t even nail down the decade.
Classic Uncle Mark.
Same energy as me holding Ctrl and pressing S seven times just to make sure.
That’s running with the assumption that any North Koreans survive combat (and don’t defect) long enough to return. Which is a very generous assumption.
North Korean soldiers will have to hold seances to learn anything.
NK Captain: “Private Wan, we call to your spirit beyond the mortal realm! Tell us your wisdom!”
Private Wan: “Always look up. Because at any moment an RC helicopter with a grenade will try to land on you.”
“What a tweest!”
Has anyone had the bright idea of taking their cat to the vet in the cardboard box it refuses to get out of?
I think he would have appreciated this, after someone explained to him what memes are.
When you want to punch a bullet into someone’s face.
Too much Tim Horton’s.
Dad jokes are the only time where shaking my head in disapproval means I liked it.
The story about how Apple got its name is basically that.
The original employees were brainstorming what to call the company. Steve said just call it Apple. Everyone hated that idea. Steve barked back and said if none of you can come up with a better name than that, we’re calling it Apple. And the rest is history.