Some STIs would make one’s balls swollen. Maybe they can try that!

It would be easy for the robot to achieve that heavenly state. It just need to brick itself out of existence.

I mean, I’d believe it. Madoka Magica was in work since early last decade.

Really?

I thought it’s great, since those exploits didn’t just come from thin air. It would be bad if someone got their hands on a zero-day and managed to do something catastrophic, like shutting down airports, or blowing up a power plant.

Also, it’s not like they’re losing money over this.

Where does it say in the article?

Even if it’s true, wouldn’t it be a good thing, since it probably wouldn’t be found otherwise?

I see they’re still not giving up on that bubble.

Debian & Alma of course!

Boo hoo… I’m sorry you got offended. Apparently I am now responsible for your weak sad heart.

Pardon me, but what’s going on?

SIMPLICITY (read: vendor lock-in)!

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Rather than sending them to God knows where, wouldn’t they be better as jerkies?

Edit: Oof… offended vegans detected! I’m only joking, folks!

I’m not a spy expert, but shouldn’t that be a secret?

bad news: there’s at least one million

Lmao, it did took a while for me to register

Tell us what we don’t already know. This reads like an empty gesture by both the UN and The Guardian combined.

Just gotta make sure nobody falls in there.

Anything but

They’re free to do whatever they want. Besides, why would they care about my opinion?

We don’t talk about the other three.