

Maybe an AI can read the story too, and they can all leave me the fuck out of it.
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Maybe an AI can read the story too, and they can all leave me the fuck out of it.


Crap-looking Special Edition Jabba has awkwardly entered the chat.
Cock and peace are not mutually exclusive. You can have both!


Nah, if you pay attention to the lyrics the people biting the dust in that song seem to be interesting folks in dramatic scenarios. Far cooler than he’ll deserve.


Front-facing Homestar will save us all.
What did he do?


Sure, I knew a guy who used to wrestle those down in Florida.


Do you want Little Shop of Horrors? Because this is how you get Little Shop of Horrors!
I hope so, I’m an audio producer.

Stealing from the rich to give to the poor. 🏹




While Zaphod comes out of the Total Perspective Vortex feeling fine,
it is later revealed that he’d been surreptitiously smuggled without his knowledge into an artificial copy of the universe created for his own benefit, so of course within that universe he was the most important being and that universe’s Total Perspective Vortex showed him as much. It’s revealed that in the real universe he’d have been as insignificant as everyone else, and would never have survived the Vortex.
Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.
Here’s the Onion’s “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades” from 2004.