He went to the great coalmine in the sky a couple years back.

When HuffPost asked the White House who chose the location for the meeting, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt replied, “Your mom did.”

I’m torn by this. On one hand she’s despicable, on the other hand such a well delivered, completely unexpected “your mom” really gets me.

Ah yes, the poodle loophole.

aimed at AI-scale data growth.

This is an important part that the responses glossed over. The responders suddenly forgot that they were just recently sold down the river for this aim, and seem to think that it won’t continue.

I stopped eating families on the weekend, to try to lose weight. I wanna be more healthy.

They can suck my dick and balls. None of this benefits the average consumer.

Wig turned inside out, and then some.

The one with the high and tight.

Or which side of the glory hole you’re on.

A few more than it’d take to screw in a light bulb.

Was this imported?

I guess I didn’t get a good look at her bosoms.

Thank you, the SP500 makes sure all these bases are covered.

The one who gave up in the first season, because she felt she wasn’t getting enough airtime?

Thank you, keep those cameras safely rolling.

Thank you, it was definitely not stolen from the Japanese.

Thank you, please don’t swear during prime time syndication.

Thank you for including proper postage.

Thank you, please don’t mute the TV during the commercials.

Thank you, hopefully I win tonight’s show.