Stay in the store, overnight, raid the staff fridge, fall asleep on a mound of pillows, hide again before the store opens, casually leave as they open, repeat for a couple of days.

So uh, what are your feelings about butt licking? A-asking for a friend…

Gonna need a salad at this point

ohhh fuckkk yes, aerodynamics

nut

A/S/L?

(api, site domain, login credentials)

This feels like the simpsons ‘football to the groin’ laugh and obvious explanation from Homer. For everyone watching, they aren’t laughing with him, they are laughing at him.

I can totally believe this is made by a person, I just thought I left all those people behind when I abandoned Facebook.

Lid me up fam

Can confirm, disabled for 11 years now. You either rely on someone else, or die.

wait till you see my

OH

I’d call them out every single time. I worked in food service/customer service (yay I can totally clean the kitchen, take orders, deliver orders, work the front desk and phones, process payments, fix mixups and upset customers, order necessary kitchen supplies/ingredients, and be the only one there in the evening for when it gets robbed, noooo problem!) and honey, they didn’t pay me even a fraction of what I needed to give a fuck. It was in a very affluent city in the states and I swear, the people on the poor side were much better decent individuals vs the absolute shitstains that expected everything on a goddamn silver platter, 5 minutes ago, every time.

It gets me all hot and bothered thinking about watching them stumble over themselves as they try to backtrack the words coming from their mouth.

‘simple, if one extra year is 3T, instead of hiring kids at 16, we hire them at 6’ --dr dumbass

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

‘you have shit on your head’

‘it’s chocolate!’

‘oh thank fuck’

‘can I come in now’

‘no’

🌈

You know what? I’m gonna be even prouder now 😤

= 🏳️‍🌈

And this memory is rather clear, even though it occurred in the fall of 2007.

We definitely remember shit (heh) like this.

Present.

But what if you use the cli?

I’ll be here all week

Kitty, grabbing the camera: yes, just like that. I mean, meooooow…