• TotallyNotSpez
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    23 days ago

    My victims would never again find a matching pair of socks in their homes.

    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      23 days ago

      That’s already my fiancee. I never have that problem - my socks are all identical.

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        23 days ago

        Maybe that’s because he once wronged the wrong person who eventually passed away and now haunts him. ;)

    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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      23 days ago

      I was thinking of something similar, maybe taking their pairs of shoes at the front door or in their shoe rack, and switching them, so they sit Right-Left rather than Left-Right.

      That, or turn their toilet rolls around (unless they let the sheets dangle closest to the wall anyway, then they’re disturbed enough).