Data's Cat Spot to RisaEnglish • 10 months agoThis is what's commonly known as "bedroom eyes"startrek.websiteimagemessage-square18arrow-up1555arrow-down15
arrow-up1550arrow-down1imageThis is what's commonly known as "bedroom eyes"startrek.websiteData's Cat Spot to RisaEnglish • 10 months agomessage-square18
minus-square@scurry@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish21•10 months ago bedroom eyes You battle your significant other for honor in bed?
minus-square@whoisearth@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish4•10 months agoMy wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.
minus-squareJo MirancakelinkfedilinkEnglish7•10 months agoHusband: “Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress.” Wife: “There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner…but not today.”
You battle your significant other for honor in bed?
Why, is there another way to do it?
My wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.
Husband: “Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress.”
Wife: “There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner…but not today.”
If it’s done right, yeah.