WASHINGTON—Following the second press conference in five weeks during which the 81-year-old was temporarily unable to speak, Republicans warned Americans Thursday to look away from Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lest they too should freeze. “Good people! Gaze not upon the senator’s visage or you may be struck dumb…
Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I’m just a humble marine biologist.
The sea was angry that day, my friends!