• @kromem@lemmy.world
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    89 months ago

    Well after his success with the fire thing, Prometheus just became a total slacker with the bird eating insides bit, and that’s largely the only legacy he had left.

    You wouldn’t want to be known around the office as a regular Prometheus, would you?

    So make sure to come in an extra 15 minutes early to get in front of your workday, and if the birds are taking too long ingesting your intestines, be sure to call ahead.