The Picard Maneuver to White People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 7 months agoHumans weren't meant to do this.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square40arrow-up1821arrow-down113
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minus-square@Omgarm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink41•7 months agoMy body was made to resemble 5 wet noodles arranged like a figurine.
minus-squareBleeping LobsterlinkfedilinkEnglish13•7 months agoHow do I have the form of wet noodles, with the flexibility of an autumn twig?
My body was made to resemble 5 wet noodles arranged like a figurine.
How do I have the form of wet noodles, with the flexibility of an autumn twig?
Maybe 5 barely-cooked noodles?