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The Picard Maneuver to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed

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Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed

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The Picard Maneuver to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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STANFORD, CA—In a cutting-edge breakthrough for their field, psychologists at Stanford University confirmed Thursday they had trained a full-grown man to ask for help when he needed it. “After years of rigorous experimentation, we believe the test subject, whom we have named Buster, is finally capable of requesting…
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